Kremlin hopes for UK 'political epiphany' following Boris Johnson's exit

The Kremlin said on Tuesday that previous English outside priest Boris Johnson's commitment to UK-Russia relations was exceptionally humble and that Moscow was presently sitting tight for England to have a political epiphany.

The harming of a previous Russian government operative and his girl in the English city of Salisbury in Spring has caused an emergency in relations amongst Moscow and London, and England's best counter-fear mongering officer has said an English lady, First light Sturgess, kicked the bucket on Sunday in the wake of being harmed by a similar nerve specialist.

Russia prevents English allegations from claiming inclusion and Kremlin representative Dmitry Peskov said on Tuesday that Moscow trusted reason would now win.

"We expect, suppose, England to have a political epiphany on this theme," Peskov told correspondents. "At some point or another, we expect some sensible clarifications or contentions about the ongoing circumstance in Salisbury and the circumstance that tailed it."